Kinky Blue Fairy My Ass

A more decent one? Try barely decent. Joyce the Fairy, as she is known blogs about everything under the sun and moon. And what do you get? A 'blog' or something like it. Just because people read your blog doesn't mean you're some star. People don't want to dig your trash to see what you ate last night. Blogstars are like reality tv people. People watch you because you're on TV and doing stupid things. Outside the show, people just think you're a loser...

Sample blog:
"Hey isn't that Kenny Sia?" Kevin pointed out to me
I'm always oblivious to everything around me at times.
I turned to where he was pointing. (fuck, you sound like one of those badly made Malaysian dramas)
"Hee hee it is!" (SURPRISE!)

I crept up to KennySia sms-ing someone on the dancefloor
And popped my face right into his (SLUT ALERT! SLUT ALERT! ALL PIMPS TO THE BATTLE-STATIONS!)
He glanced up in surprise, "Hey! What are you doing here?"
"What am i doing here? I practically live here. Which is really sad, actually." (THE HELL YOU ARE)

Then i introduced Kenny to Keith, who made him drink :p


OH BIG FUCKING DEAL. WOW. MY GRANDMOTHER WENT TO THE MARKET YESTERDAY AND THE PRICE OF IKAN TENGGIRI WENT UP BY 50 CENTS. THEN SHE GOT NUDGED ON HER ARM BY AUNTY ROSE, WHO POINTED OUT THAT MISS CHAN WAS AT THE MARKET TOO. SO MY GRANNY POPPED HER HEAD ONTO MISS CHAN'S BREAST TO SEE IF IT REALLY IS HER. AND TO HER SURPRISE, IT WAS.

"WHAT IN A TAMPON'S NAME ARE YOU DOING HERE?"

..."WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I PRACTICALLY LIVE HERE"

THEN THEY WENT TO THE KOPITIAM AND HAD A RM1 KOPI O' KAU WHICH WAS TOO SWEET. THEN THEY DISCUSSED ABOUT IKAN KEMBUNG.

AFTER THAT, AUNT Y ROSE MADE MISS CHAN DRINK SOME OF HER TEH TARIK KOSONG.


DON'T YOU JUST LOATHE BLOGS LIKE THAT? REALITY TV HAPPENED, NOW THIS? WHAT A COMPLETE WASTE OF ELECTRICITY, KEYBOARD STROKES AND FREE BLOG SPACE.